http://liquidparallax.com/2007/12/09/funny-answering-machine-voice-messages/ endless impossibility Thu, 20 Nov 2008 18:40:50 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 http://liquidparallax.com/2007/12/09/funny-answering-machine-voice-messages/#comment-5172 molly Sat, 21 Jun 2008 12:47:39 +0000 http://liquidparallax.com/2007/12/09/funny-answering-machine-voice-messages/#comment-5172 "Hello. *your name*'s answering machine is broken; this is his/her refrigerator. You can leave a message, but please say it really slowly, so I can write it on a post-it note and stick it to myself." “Hello. *your name*’s answering machine is broken; this is his/her refrigerator. You can leave a message, but please say it really slowly, so I can write it on a post-it note and stick it to myself.”

]]> http://liquidparallax.com/2007/12/09/funny-answering-machine-voice-messages/#comment-5090 chrstian perkins Wed, 09 Jan 2008 12:43:08 +0000 http://liquidparallax.com/2007/12/09/funny-answering-machine-voice-messages/#comment-5090 hello. This is (your name). I can get to the phone right now i just dont want to. hello. This is (your name). I can get to the phone right now i just dont want to.

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