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		<title>Accessing the internet without a connection!</title>
		<link>http://liquidparallax.com/2008/10/05/accessing-the-internet-without-a-connection/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 00:21:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You can get the printer driver offline easily! I know this is petty, but I find it humorously bothersome (not really though) when someone says &#8220;You can preorder Aqualung&#8217;s new album Words &#038; Music offline.&#8221; So I can order by phone or reserve one through the postal service because it is offered OFFline? Disconnect your modem! The internet is not required. There is a trick going around the not on but off of the internet showing a hack to access google.com offline (no cache required). ISPs have been a scam all these years. We don&#8217;t need to suffer speeds of dial-up or even cable internet services. And forget local disk space; everything can be stored remotely offline. Maybe I&#8217;m wrong though. It&#8217;s possible the use of &#8220;offline&#8221; is meant to remove items from the internet. You can get firefox offline. In this example, the user is trying to say you can delete firefox from the internet so nobody can download and install it from the Mozilla website. This strategy is like a takedown of a website that will give you a 404 Error when visiting reliable sites such as youtube.com.]]></description>
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		<title>Metaepistemology and Undomesticated Humans</title>
		<link>http://liquidparallax.com/2008/07/16/metaepistemology-and-undomesticated-humans/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:44:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://liquidparallax.com/?p=295</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Does knowledge derive from reality or its disparity between conflict? Or even as a denial that they are polar opposites? Does knowledge come from perceptions? &#8220;To be is to be perceived or to perceive&#8221; George Berkeley came up with this, meaning that something only exists, in the particular way that it is seen to exist, when it is being perceived by an observing subject. This invites wild variations of perception from the norm to be equally real. Hallucinations don&#8217;t exist. Drug experiences are not fake experiences. It is obvious that if you are hallucinating, you are perceiving something only you recognize. It is a real experience though. You are actually witnessing the episode. Your eyes capture all the information, but but perception creates transformations. If you were blind, deaf, mute, and without scent and tactile abilities, would you be able to receive knowledge? It doesn&#8217;t seem too possible. But does that mean that perception is the cause of knowledge? Maybe not. The only thing left without the senses is a brain with learning potential. Even if there are instincts embedded in the senseless person, using instinct seems an impossible feat. After all, the five senses themselves are instincts; no empirical [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In 1 Nostril, Out the Other</title>
		<link>http://liquidparallax.com/2008/06/22/in-1-nostril-out-the-other/</link>
		<comments>http://liquidparallax.com/2008/06/22/in-1-nostril-out-the-other/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Jun 2008 21:17:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[irrigation]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have become a convert of nasal irrigation. Pour isotonic solution into one side of your nose and it flows out of the other nostril. It sounds weird, it looks weird, and it is weird. But it does wonders at clearing out your sinuses and feels more effective than simply blowing your nose. Apparently it&#8217;s like brushing your teeth to some people. It&#8217;s a regular thing! I started out trying this out at home with a sippy cup and salt water. It didn&#8217;t work out so well. The sippy cup was not designed for nasal insertion, unless you have a curvy sippy-cup-shaped nose. I was still interested because my allergies were yelling at my nose (on and off runny and congested). I went to the store and picked up a neti pot that came with some premixed baking soda/salt for use in the water. Don&#8217;t worry, doctors approve its practice. Just breathe out of your mouth and not out of your nose or else you may get that awkward sensation like when in a pool and water goes in the wrong places. You will not drown though. I invite you to be part of the schnoz-flushing community. Flood your smeller [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Answering Machine Voice Messages</title>
		<link>http://liquidparallax.com/2007/12/09/funny-answering-machine-voice-messages/</link>
		<comments>http://liquidparallax.com/2007/12/09/funny-answering-machine-voice-messages/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Dec 2007 22:27:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chances are that you have a voicemail. A landline or a cellphone usually comes standard with the option for a personal greeting. Below are some original and humorous recordings of voice messages for your mobile or immobile phone. There are plenty of other funny ideas, but we&#8217;ve seen them or heard them before. For instance, the &#8220;Hello&#8221; and pause effect- the prank is more amusing for the listener because you don&#8217;t get to hear them throughout their confusion until after the beep. A rarer one was a philosophical answering machine that I found rather witty: If a telephone rings in an empty room and no one is there to answer it, was there really a phone call? Help me investigate this phenomenon by leaving your name and number after the tone. Other jokes and witty lines can be recorded for your callers that may bewilder a silence after the tone, or you might get to hear laughs that started before the beep, or you might throw someone off into the old routine of &#8220;What?&#8230;Hello?&#8230;Are you&#8211;Is this?&#8230;Am I leaving a message?&#8221; But you want fresh ideas. You can borrow mine to entertain your callers. Let me know their reactions. Here are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hallucinate without Drugs (Perceive New Dimensions)</title>
		<link>http://liquidparallax.com/2007/11/23/hallucinate-without-drugs-an-optical-high/</link>
		<comments>http://liquidparallax.com/2007/11/23/hallucinate-without-drugs-an-optical-high/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Nov 2007 01:16:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Before I get criticized for using the word hallucination, I&#8217;d like to point out that illusion and hallucination are different, but they share a bit in common. The first (illusion) meaning you perceive something the wrong way, and the latter meaning you have a vision of something without any sightly cause to promote it (a green ghost from a blank white wall). I&#8217;ll also point out that a hallucination will probably have some visual stimulus that may influence what exactly you hallucinate. Even when eyes are closed they still perceive darkness. If outside on a sunny day with your eyes shut, you can still see light reflecting on your eyelids, making a lesser darkness than eyes closed in the dark. It is my opinion that illusions are subtle differences that come from undecipherable stimuli, and more imaginative illusions are deemed hallucinations in the presence of more subtle things or atmosphere. Foreword: None of these require 3D glasses (the Red/Blue shades for Anaglyph images) Begin the Tripping Autostereograms are the common single picture optical illusions where you start close up and cross-eyed and move back and start to see depth. A name often associated with this is &#8220;Magic Eye&#8221; although they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thin Lizzy Meets Sex Pistols for Christmas Season</title>
		<link>http://liquidparallax.com/2007/10/21/thin-lizzy-meets-sex-pistols-for-christmas-season/</link>
		<comments>http://liquidparallax.com/2007/10/21/thin-lizzy-meets-sex-pistols-for-christmas-season/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Oct 2007 09:02:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I never would have thought of such a link, but it exists! The Greedies, as they were called, had a Merry Christmas in 1979 and it featured drums and guitar from Sex Pistols members and all of Thin Lizzy. It&#8217;s a rocking little number anticipating the New Year nice and early. Now we all know what English punk added to rough and tough Irish rock sounds like&#8230; &#8220;HEY!&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>Declaration of Belated Independence</title>
		<link>http://liquidparallax.com/2007/07/04/declaration-of-belated-independence/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jul 2007 23:55:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://liquidparallax.com/2007/07/04/declaration-of-forgotten-independence/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Like any other holiday in America, people get offended by celebrations. It&#8217;s not polite to wish a Merry Christmas. Instead we shall consolidate all holidays as to not offend minority holidays (please note that we don&#8217;t care about offending people, just the holiday itself). Today is the 4th of July. Nobody calls it by its real name (Indie Day) due to the controversial nature of humanity. I agree that we should censor ourselves when it comes to thanking our early country dwellers for freedom so that supporter of oppression won&#8217;t feel left out. If you are sensitive to historical data, please leave or cover your political correct brain now&#8230; Independence Day (no, not the movie) of the United States happened in 1776. Today is one of the only days that almost all people of political preferences watch fireworks or other related activities in acknowledgment of the occasion. It&#8217;s a moment when the anti-Bush crowd acknowledges war without calling names. It&#8217;s a moment when pro-war folks see justification from a good outcome of war. I&#8217;m not sure how many casual historians are aware, but we are actually celebrating two day late! Although the Declaration of Independence was formally printed on July [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Free CD from a British Beer Co.</title>
		<link>http://liquidparallax.com/2007/07/03/free-cd-from-a-british-beer-co/</link>
		<comments>http://liquidparallax.com/2007/07/03/free-cd-from-a-british-beer-co/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jul 2007 01:23:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In no way am I endorsing drinking alcohol or moving to the UK, but I stumbled on an oddball freebie from Bass.com that will send a Neo-British Invasion double-disc (2xCD) if you are capable of legally drinking (21+ and don&#8217;t live in TX or CA). No shipping cost or anything. Although this might not be that fantastic, I thought I&#8217;d mention it because of a seemingly contradicting identity of the corporation. The target market is Americans. They claim to be British beer or British import booze yet the website says they are from Norwalk, CT. Is the CD then by artists from the US who play British music? I&#8217;m a little baffled. Not into beer or split nationality companies? Maybe try some free Twilight Zone radio dramas. Three are up for download in mp3 format while humans last.]]></description>
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		<title>Free Help (to those who ask)</title>
		<link>http://liquidparallax.com/2007/06/30/free-help-to-those-who-ask/</link>
		<comments>http://liquidparallax.com/2007/06/30/free-help-to-those-who-ask/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jul 2007 04:11:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;d like to know if anyone in the entire internet world has any questions, problems, or want tips about anything. The topics are endless. It could be about food, people, art, music, websites, software, computers, the english language, guitars, or even a personal question. I&#8217;ll answer almost anything and any of your inquiries are encouraged. The more random the better. There are no stupid questions until you ask them. I will not make fun of you though. In fact, I hope there will be a mix of amusing questions and serious personal assistance. Think of this as a R.A.Q. (Rarely Asked Questions). Ask away. If they are good enough, I&#8217;ll make a separate post and credit you (and your site if you wish).]]></description>
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		<title>Before Stardom: Super Greg</title>
		<link>http://liquidparallax.com/2007/06/13/before-stardom-super-greg/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jun 2007 01:54:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Traveling back to the dawn of the new millienium, I&#8217;d like to show you a website that was around in 2000 by a practical jokester (similar to Andy Kaufman) who has gained in popularity more recently since the making (and expiration) of the website. It was at one point supergreg.com, but now all that remains are mirrors of the extinct site and two short video clips. Supergreg is a European/German? who knows how to spins some fresh beats. He sports a world-renowned unibrow. The man behind the character of Super Greg is also the person who plays Borat. The page I gave has a broken link to the second video but youtube has a copy of his scratchin&#8217;.]]></description>
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