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		<title>Accessing the internet without a connection!</title>
		<link>http://liquidparallax.com/2008/10/05/accessing-the-internet-without-a-connection/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 00:21:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You can get the printer driver offline easily! I know this is petty, but I find it humorously bothersome (not really though) when someone says &#8220;You can preorder Aqualung&#8217;s new album Words &#038; Music offline.&#8221; So I can order by phone or reserve one through the postal service because it is offered OFFline? Disconnect your modem! The internet is not required. There is a trick going around the not on but off of the internet showing a hack to access google.com offline (no cache required). ISPs have been a scam all these years. We don&#8217;t need to suffer speeds of dial-up or even cable internet services. And forget local disk space; everything can be stored remotely offline. Maybe I&#8217;m wrong though. It&#8217;s possible the use of &#8220;offline&#8221; is meant to remove items from the internet. You can get firefox offline. In this example, the user is trying to say you can delete firefox from the internet so nobody can download and install it from the Mozilla website. This strategy is like a takedown of a website that will give you a 404 Error when visiting reliable sites such as youtube.com.]]></description>
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		<title>In 1 Nostril, Out the Other</title>
		<link>http://liquidparallax.com/2008/06/22/in-1-nostril-out-the-other/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Jun 2008 21:17:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have become a convert of nasal irrigation. Pour isotonic solution into one side of your nose and it flows out of the other nostril. It sounds weird, it looks weird, and it is weird. But it does wonders at clearing out your sinuses and feels more effective than simply blowing your nose. Apparently it&#8217;s like brushing your teeth to some people. It&#8217;s a regular thing! I started out trying this out at home with a sippy cup and salt water. It didn&#8217;t work out so well. The sippy cup was not designed for nasal insertion, unless you have a curvy sippy-cup-shaped nose. I was still interested because my allergies were yelling at my nose (on and off runny and congested). I went to the store and picked up a neti pot that came with some premixed baking soda/salt for use in the water. Don&#8217;t worry, doctors approve its practice. Just breathe out of your mouth and not out of your nose or else you may get that awkward sensation like when in a pool and water goes in the wrong places. You will not drown though. I invite you to be part of the schnoz-flushing community. Flood your smeller [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Answering Machine Voice Messages</title>
		<link>http://liquidparallax.com/2007/12/09/funny-answering-machine-voice-messages/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Dec 2007 22:27:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chances are that you have a voicemail. A landline or a cellphone usually comes standard with the option for a personal greeting. Below are some original and humorous recordings of voice messages for your mobile or immobile phone. There are plenty of other funny ideas, but we&#8217;ve seen them or heard them before. For instance, the &#8220;Hello&#8221; and pause effect- the prank is more amusing for the listener because you don&#8217;t get to hear them throughout their confusion until after the beep. A rarer one was a philosophical answering machine that I found rather witty: If a telephone rings in an empty room and no one is there to answer it, was there really a phone call? Help me investigate this phenomenon by leaving your name and number after the tone. Other jokes and witty lines can be recorded for your callers that may bewilder a silence after the tone, or you might get to hear laughs that started before the beep, or you might throw someone off into the old routine of &#8220;What?&#8230;Hello?&#8230;Are you&#8211;Is this?&#8230;Am I leaving a message?&#8221; But you want fresh ideas. You can borrow mine to entertain your callers. Let me know their reactions. Here are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Declaration of Belated Independence</title>
		<link>http://liquidparallax.com/2007/07/04/declaration-of-belated-independence/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jul 2007 23:55:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Like any other holiday in America, people get offended by celebrations. It&#8217;s not polite to wish a Merry Christmas. Instead we shall consolidate all holidays as to not offend minority holidays (please note that we don&#8217;t care about offending people, just the holiday itself). Today is the 4th of July. Nobody calls it by its real name (Indie Day) due to the controversial nature of humanity. I agree that we should censor ourselves when it comes to thanking our early country dwellers for freedom so that supporter of oppression won&#8217;t feel left out. If you are sensitive to historical data, please leave or cover your political correct brain now&#8230; Independence Day (no, not the movie) of the United States happened in 1776. Today is one of the only days that almost all people of political preferences watch fireworks or other related activities in acknowledgment of the occasion. It&#8217;s a moment when the anti-Bush crowd acknowledges war without calling names. It&#8217;s a moment when pro-war folks see justification from a good outcome of war. I&#8217;m not sure how many casual historians are aware, but we are actually celebrating two day late! Although the Declaration of Independence was formally printed on July [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Free Help (to those who ask)</title>
		<link>http://liquidparallax.com/2007/06/30/free-help-to-those-who-ask/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jul 2007 04:11:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;d like to know if anyone in the entire internet world has any questions, problems, or want tips about anything. The topics are endless. It could be about food, people, art, music, websites, software, computers, the english language, guitars, or even a personal question. I&#8217;ll answer almost anything and any of your inquiries are encouraged. The more random the better. There are no stupid questions until you ask them. I will not make fun of you though. In fact, I hope there will be a mix of amusing questions and serious personal assistance. Think of this as a R.A.Q. (Rarely Asked Questions). Ask away. If they are good enough, I&#8217;ll make a separate post and credit you (and your site if you wish).]]></description>
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		<title>Before Stardom: Super Greg</title>
		<link>http://liquidparallax.com/2007/06/13/before-stardom-super-greg/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jun 2007 01:54:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Traveling back to the dawn of the new millienium, I&#8217;d like to show you a website that was around in 2000 by a practical jokester (similar to Andy Kaufman) who has gained in popularity more recently since the making (and expiration) of the website. It was at one point supergreg.com, but now all that remains are mirrors of the extinct site and two short video clips. Supergreg is a European/German? who knows how to spins some fresh beats. He sports a world-renowned unibrow. The man behind the character of Super Greg is also the person who plays Borat. The page I gave has a broken link to the second video but youtube has a copy of his scratchin&#8217;.]]></description>
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		<title>Easy as Apple iPie?</title>
		<link>http://liquidparallax.com/2007/04/26/easy-as-apple-ipie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2007 23:45:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What is up with so many iProducts by non-Apple companies? I understand that it&#8217;s an easy way to target their niche, but can&#8217;t they be more original? i iMagine iT iS an iNgeniously iNteresting iDea to iMplement iNames. Steve Jobs might have borrowed the idea from Richard Brautigan, who used it in one of my favorite books, In Watermelon Sugar, published in 1968. The story is located in ideath, and there&#8217;s also a character named inboil, with the formatting just as I have it displayed. The novel reads like a children&#8217;s story, but is filled with surrealistic style and deep meaning. A buddy of mine mentioned that Steve Jobs is familiar with beats like Jack Kerouac, so it is possible that he came across this book for inspiration.]]></description>
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		<title>High on Caffeine and Psychoactive Illusions</title>
		<link>http://liquidparallax.com/2007/04/11/high-on-caffeine-and-psychoactive-illusions/</link>
		<comments>http://liquidparallax.com/2007/04/11/high-on-caffeine-and-psychoactive-illusions/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2007 08:56:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Caffeine, the worlds #1 consumed psychoactive drug, can stone your consciousness with irritability, dysphoria, and mania when used improperly; but when in moderation, you can review those TPS reports without falling asleep, jitter and shake to the latest dances, put your brain in the fast lane, and be buzzed without a hangover.* *One may actually alter neural responses (antagonizing adenosine receptors, resulting in increased activity of dopamine; also increasing levels of epinephrine/adrenaline) which builds a tolerance to caffeine which causes withdrawal when intake is decreased. Coffee has been popular around the world for hundreds of years, and espresso, latte, and cappucino is popular today. Espresso is highly concentrated, and depending on the quantity and other factors, a regular shot of espresso can contain approximately twice the caffeine content per volume as a mug of brewed coffee. Some suggest that the psychoactive properties of coffee is more than just caffeine, but not much evidence goes to support whether coffee is generally good or bad for your health overall. Caffeine remains legal as opposed to other drugs, except for limiting or banning sales of caffeinated soda at some public schools. Another interesting, but debatable finding is the relative addictiveness of drugs; caffeine [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fly Target in Urinal Improves Aim</title>
		<link>http://liquidparallax.com/2007/03/27/fly-target-in-urinal-improves-aim/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2007 00:43:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today I found a picture that made me smile. Given some psychological stimulus to enhance focus when relieving oneself, it surely proved effective at reducing spillage by 80% says the source. I wonder if it would work with pets.]]></description>
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		<title>The Most Memorable Voices</title>
		<link>http://liquidparallax.com/2007/02/13/the-most-memorable-voices/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Feb 2007 00:47:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In no particular order, some of the best voices I&#8217;ve heard are&#8230; Tony Clifton The amazing character devised by the genius Andy Kaufman. He&#8217;s a Las Vegas lounge singer whose hobby is being a rude and arrogant bad guy. If you&#8217;ve never heard what he sounds like, take an ear to him singing the Star-Spangled Banner. Bill Cosby Who can forget the goofy antics and accentuated style of the man who had too many shows with the name Cosby in it and too many people trying to imitate him? He is a comedian who manages to make me laugh while not using foul language. So grab some jello and hear a clip of him talking about Superman. The Simpsons Cast The entire show of the Simpsons is full of various strange voices, from an accent from India to Homer to Mr. Burns. Youtube has a hilarious video of some of the voice overs. Nancy Cartwright is the voice actor of Bart. This interview shows how similar she really speaks compared to Bart. I love her laugh which you&#8217;ll hear in the interview many times- it&#8217;s totally Bart-esque. Doh! Bob Dylan Whether you like him or not, this significant figure has [...]]]></description>
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