Today I found a picture that made me smile. Given some psychological stimulus to enhance focus when relieving oneself, it surely proved effective at reducing spillage by 80% says the source. I wonder if it would work with pets.

In no particular order, some of the best voices I’ve heard are…
Tony Clifton
The amazing character devised by the genius Andy Kaufman. He’s a Las Vegas lounge singer whose hobby is being a rude and arrogant bad guy. If you’ve never heard what he sounds like, take an ear to him singing the Star-Spangled Banner.
Bill Cosby
Who [...]

Santa killed Christ? There is some validity to that statement, but that doesn’t mean Christ or Christmas is gone. Christ is very much alive and swinging after the resurrection according to the Good Book. Christmas still means the celebration of Jesus’ birthday (although his birth most likely occurred during spring, when the census took place). [...]

Somebody mathematically proved that girls are indeed evil. I am in no way sexist, but I find this pretty humorous despite that it should literally read time + money.

I found the image here. No clue as to who the original author is.

It is illegal to relieve yourself behind a tree at a park or on a dark desert night because it is considered littering and a public nuisance. Most of you probably don’t see the big deal, but are we being fair? Dogs get to do it. Are we giving affirmative action to our pets, and [...]

I’m in the midst of writing a list of good exercises for a future blog entry, but I decided to compile a harder list for the advanced fitness experts that think they can handle the challenge.
The impossible workout:
1. Lie on the ground face up toward the ceiling. Bring your head, back, arms, and legs [...]

Slang and being creative with language is great, but it isn’t the best way to get educated from your favorite music star or movie. The Pop Culture Translator shows the absurdity of how some people use and abuse the English language, the language which has been approved by voters of Arizona as the state’s official [...]