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I AM MUSIC, FEEL MY WAVES.

You have entered into a glorious pool of sound. You are traveling through time with a weightless companion known as music, and as Liquid Parallax as your tour guide, prepare to be exhilarated.

Humor

Google Gets it Backwards

Something’s wrong with Google search today. Google is moving backwards with user accessibility. It’s like they are literally retreating into the past. They are going back to their stone aged ways. Their search engine has turned around for the worst. Google needs to look at itself in the mirror and realize what has happened. I...

World Beard and Moustache Championships

I haven’t been blessed with the power to grow a proper full-face beard yet. The fortunate men of the World Beard and Moustache Championships have their photographs proudly displayed for every internet-ready fan. It’s not often that you get to see a fancy beard in the office setting or at your nearest fast food joint...

Under Ease

If you’re ever in that awkward place and need to pass gas, I have found a solution for you. Under Ease is the leading product of fart-repelling underpants. Under-Tec’s slogan for these original underwear items are “Relieve the pain without the shame.” Who can resist with the 30-day Guarantee, where if ya blow through ’em,...

Google Moon and the US Flag?

If you zoom in all the way on Google Moon, you’ll be able to find out what is really on the lunar surface. I’m sorry if that’s a little cheesy.

Unusual Buildings

It’s not very often that you see a crazy looking building, whether it be a home, business, or shack. Somebody has found and taken photos of some wacky and bizarre buildings that you can only find in the U. S. and A. site

This is Mark Wood

Amuzing pictures of a person who looks a decade older than he really is. He is very photogenic and knows how to work with statues. His facial expressions speak more than volumes of encyclopedias. The site speaks for itself

Rippers Unite

Ripping: v. to dismantle and destroy free publications. From the Rippers Page: What are rippers? Rippers are a clandestine group of revolutionary rebels from around the world, who are out to detroy the greatest evil plaguing our world today! What evil you ask, the GREAT EVIL of FREE ENTERPRISE of course!!! These evil free enterprises...

End User License Agreement

This is kind of like one of those legal contracts, only worse. I have created this statement in order to demonstrate my firm commitment to nothing in particular. In order to view this site, you are enslaved by the following: You will be held liable for any discomfort, whether mental or physical. You may not...