High on Caffeine and Psychoactive Illusions
Caffeine, the worlds #1 consumed psychoactive drug, can stone your consciousness with irritability, dysphoria, and mania when used improperly; but when in moderation, you can review those TPS reports without falling asleep, jitter and shake to the latest dances, put your brain in the fast lane, and be buzzed without a hangover.* *One may actually...
Unanswered Questions from Search Results
I thought it would be a cool idea to answer or expand on queries to search engine key phrases that have referred to my site. If the previous sentence didn’t make any sense: My statistical webserver log tells me what people were searching for when they came to my site. I’ll try to help them...
Fly Target in Urinal Improves Aim
Today I found a picture that made me smile. Given some psychological stimulus to enhance focus when relieving oneself, it surely proved effective at reducing spillage by 80% says the source. I wonder if it would work with pets.
Top 10 Reasons Why the #10 is Used
1. The major English speaking nations use a 10-base numbering system (0-9), rendering a new digit and decimal place as soon as you increase a single integer from nine. 2. We live in a binary world full of ones and zeros in this Age of Information. 3. Things like music and culture are often categorized...
Santa: a Misspelling of Satan? Christmas killer.
Santa killed Christ? There is some validity to that statement, but that doesn’t mean Christ or Christmas is gone. Christ is very much alive and swinging after the resurrection according to the Good Book. Christmas still means the celebration of Jesus’ birthday (although his birth most likely occurred during spring, when the census took place)....
Proof that Girls are Evil?
Somebody mathematically proved that girls are indeed evil. 😉 I am in no way sexist, but I find this pretty humorous despite that it should literally read time + money. I found the image here. No clue as to who the original author is.
Urinating in Public
It is illegal to relieve yourself behind a tree at a park or on a dark desert night because it is considered littering and a public nuisance. Most of you probably don’t see the big deal, but are we being fair? Dogs get to do it. Are we giving affirmative action to our pets, and...
Self-Tuning Computerized Guitar
The title may sound confusing or may mislead you to what exactly this thing is. It’s not a computer that can sound like a guitar, but a guitar with mounted computer technology that tunes your instrument for you. It comes with an LCD screen, tuning buttons, and can even store 240 different tunings. This seems...
Dreamachine Visions
One of the head honchos of the Beat Generation, William S. Burroughs, was known for his use of the dream machine, a device that spun around and let light shine through special slits of what looks like a goofy chandelier. You are supposed to close your eyes and some of the ambient light will hit...
Exercises that Nobody on Earth Can Do
I’m in the midst of writing a list of good exercises for a future blog entry, but I decided to compile a harder list for the advanced fitness experts that think they can handle the challenge. The impossible workout: 1. Lie on the ground face up toward the ceiling. Bring your head, back, arms, and...
