Strangers in my Hometown
It occurred to me that simply by writing this post I force you to enjoy the small joys. What has that got to do with Strangers in my Hometown, you may ask? I will let you in on a secret. Back in school life was a little more peaceful. Probably NOT what you think of....
Surrealist Compliment Generator
Sometimes it can be extremely difficult to come up with a compliment that isn’t overused and overabused. The Surrealist Compliment Generator is the absolute best option for the creativity deprived ordinary joe who needs to place a few caring words in your Christmas or Birthday Card for your father or other loved one. It generates...
Flocabulary
High school students have a new way to get smart in English. Verse yourself in vocabulary from a hip hop perspective. Flow freestyle through the dictionary and get an A+ in your class. You can have a listen to one of the fresh rhymes called “Pop, Crackle, Snap.” This is an actual learning system for...
Aborting Abortion
Abortion is a personal convenience and a distortion of morality. Abortion is the intentional ending of the natural process of the unborn. In order to have an abortion, someone has to approve it, and many people call this a “termination.” This sounds much nicer than murder or killing, but people who are disgusted by the...
Alphabet Synthesis Machine
I found this website that generates weird symbols based on a bunch of different parameters that you can set and later form your own downloadable font. Most of the results are nothing like typography of the English language, but I think it’s interesting that an online computer program can develop such a thing. The only...
Google Gets it Backwards
Something’s wrong with Google search today. Google is moving backwards with user accessibility. It’s like they are literally retreating into the past. They are going back to their stone aged ways. Their search engine has turned around for the worst. Google needs to look at itself in the mirror and realize what has happened. I...
Lotus Blossom (flash video)
I can’t decide whether to call Lotus Blossom poetry in motion or a wild music video. The words are surreal or postmodern in style, and are set to a cool jazz song. This person(s) also has more similar stuff at the homepage.
World Beard and Moustache Championships
I haven’t been blessed with the power to grow a proper full-face beard yet. The fortunate men of the World Beard and Moustache Championships have their photographs proudly displayed for every internet-ready fan. It’s not often that you get to see a fancy beard in the office setting or at your nearest fast food joint...
Boohbah Zone
This has got to be the stupidest site on the internet, but that’s what makes it great. It’s very colorful. You won’t learn anything, but if you are a coder for flash, you know it must have taken some heavy Flash ActionScripting. This colorful place is meant for kids, but we are all kids. Visit...
Under Ease
If you’re ever in that awkward place and need to pass gas, I have found a solution for you. Under Ease is the leading product of fart-repelling underpants. Under-Tec’s slogan for these original underwear items are “Relieve the pain without the shame.” Who can resist with the 30-day Guarantee, where if ya blow through ‘em,...
Google Moon and the US Flag?
If you zoom in all the way on Google Moon, you’ll be able to find out what is really on the lunar surface. I’m sorry if that’s a little cheesy.
Absolute Freedom of Present
This article is written to inspect the conflicts of freedom, and foreknowledge of God, and to propose some alternate ideas extending beyond orthodox theories of divine timelessness and monolism. I wrote this article before reading a segment of Boethius’ “Consolation of Philosophy” written in 524 AD, which deals with the same topic. His explanation is...
