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Fly Target in Urinal Improves Aim

Today I found a picture that made me smile. Given some psychological stimulus to enhance focus when relieving oneself, it surely proved effective at reducing spillage by 80% says the source. I wonder if it would work with pets.

Top 10 Reasons Why the #10 is Used

1. The major English speaking nations use a 10-base numbering system (0-9), rendering a new digit and decimal place as soon as you increase a single integer from nine. 2. We live in a binary world full of ones and zeros in this Age of Information. 3. Things like music and culture are often categorized...

The Most Memorable Voices

In no particular order, some of the best voices I’ve heard are… Tony Clifton The amazing character devised by the genius Andy Kaufman. He’s a Las Vegas lounge singer whose hobby is being a rude and arrogant bad guy. If you’ve never heard what he sounds like, take an ear to him singing the Star-Spangled...

Santa: a Misspelling of Satan? Christmas killer.

Santa killed Christ? There is some validity to that statement, but that doesn’t mean Christ or Christmas is gone. Christ is very much alive and swinging after the resurrection according to the Good Book. Christmas still means the celebration of Jesus’ birthday (although his birth most likely occurred during spring, when the census took place)....

Proof that Girls are Evil?

Somebody mathematically proved that girls are indeed evil. I am in no way sexist, but I find this pretty humorous despite that it should literally read time + money. I found the image here. No clue as to who the original author is.

Urinating in Public

It is illegal to relieve yourself behind a tree at a park or on a dark desert night because it is considered littering and a public nuisance. Most of you probably don’t see the big deal, but are we being fair? Dogs get to do it. Are we giving affirmative action to our pets, and...

Self-Tuning Computerized Guitar

The title may sound confusing or may mislead you to what exactly this thing is. It’s not a computer that can sound like a guitar, but a guitar with mounted computer technology that tunes your instrument for you. It comes with an LCD screen, tuning buttons, and can even store 240 different tunings. This seems...

Dreamachine Visions

One of the head honchos of the Beat Generation, William S. Burroughs, was known for his use of the dream machine, a device that spun around and let light shine through special slits of what looks like a goofy chandelier. You are supposed to close your eyes and some of the ambient light will hit...

Exercises that Nobody on Earth Can Do

I’m in the midst of writing a list of good exercises for a future blog entry, but I decided to compile a harder list for the advanced fitness experts that think they can handle the challenge. The impossible workout: 1. Lie on the ground face up toward the ceiling. Bring your head, back, arms, and...

Uncommon and Custom Instruments

Odd music requires odd instruments. This website has a ton of pictures of old instruments you won’t see in an American pop group. There are also experimental hybrid musical instruments and information behind them. Most of them are probably too rare for my price range, but I can try to make my own Cigar Box...

Your Phone and Desktop Dirtier than Toilet

Some research done at the University of Arizona shows that your desk and work area may have more bacteria on it than a toilet seat, 400 times more according to the study. I’m sure it varies in area, but they had 7,000 different locations in New York, San Francisco, Tucson and Tampa. I guess it’s...

What to Say in an 18 Wheeler

Ever since the internet was invented, world-wide-web users had to learn a new language- shorthand messaging lingo and text acronyms. We our losing touch with other cultures and underground lifestyles of society. If you don’t have a semi-trailer or don’t know a truck driver, you may be unaware of some interesting Trucker slang. So the...