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Posts tagged "freedom"

Put Down That Song! Try an Album.

In an attempt to match the caliber of scholarly writing and technical diction, I present you with Prejudice of Music in the Congregation of Song and other Phrasal Groupings. There are multiple “Audio-Admiring Paradigms” of elitist listening forms and casual listening. The major modalities involved with processing music categorically involve the forms of hook, riff,...

Declaration of Belated Independence

Like any other holiday in America, people get offended by celebrations. It’s not polite to wish a Merry Christmas. Instead we shall consolidate all holidays as to not offend minority holidays (please note that we don’t care about offending people, just the holiday itself). Today is the 4th of July. Nobody calls it by its...

Urinating in Public

It is illegal to relieve yourself behind a tree at a park or on a dark desert night because it is considered littering and a public nuisance. Most of you probably don’t see the big deal, but are we being fair? Dogs get to do it. Are we giving affirmative action to our pets, and...

Absolute Freedom of Present

This article is written to inspect the conflicts of freedom, and foreknowledge of God, and to propose some alternate ideas extending beyond orthodox theories of divine timelessness and monolism. I wrote this article before reading a segment of Boethius’ “Consolation of Philosophy” written in 524 AD, which deals with the same topic. His explanation is...