Declaration of Belated Independence
Like any other holiday in America, people get offended by celebrations. It’s not polite to wish a Merry Christmas. Instead we shall consolidate all holidays as to not offend minority holidays (please note that we don’t care about offending people, just the holiday itself). Today is the 4th of July. Nobody calls it by its...
Free Help (to those who ask)
I’d like to know if anyone in the entire internet world has any questions, problems, or want tips about anything. The topics are endless. It could be about food, people, art, music, websites, software, computers, the english language, guitars, or even a personal question. I’ll answer almost anything and any of your inquiries are encouraged....
Easy as Apple iPie?
What is up with so many iProducts by non-Apple companies? I understand that it’s an easy way to target their niche, but can’t they be more original? i iMagine iT iS an iNgeniously iNteresting iDea to iMplement iNames. Steve Jobs might have borrowed the idea from Richard Brautigan, who used it in one of my...
High on Caffeine and Psychoactive Illusions
Caffeine, the worlds #1 consumed psychoactive drug, can stone your consciousness with irritability, dysphoria, and mania when used improperly; but when in moderation, you can review those TPS reports without falling asleep, jitter and shake to the latest dances, put your brain in the fast lane, and be buzzed without a hangover.* *One may actually...
Fly Target in Urinal Improves Aim
Today I found a picture that made me smile. Given some psychological stimulus to enhance focus when relieving oneself, it surely proved effective at reducing spillage by 80% says the source. I wonder if it would work with pets.
Santa: a Misspelling of Satan? Christmas killer.
Santa killed Christ? There is some validity to that statement, but that doesn’t mean Christ or Christmas is gone. Christ is very much alive and swinging after the resurrection according to the Good Book. Christmas still means the celebration of Jesus’ birthday (although his birth most likely occurred during spring, when the census took place)....
Proof that Girls are Evil?
Somebody mathematically proved that girls are indeed evil. 😉 I am in no way sexist, but I find this pretty humorous despite that it should literally read time + money. I found the image here. No clue as to who the original author is.
Urinating in Public
It is illegal to relieve yourself behind a tree at a park or on a dark desert night because it is considered littering and a public nuisance. Most of you probably don’t see the big deal, but are we being fair? Dogs get to do it. Are we giving affirmative action to our pets, and...
Exercises that Nobody on Earth Can Do
I’m in the midst of writing a list of good exercises for a future blog entry, but I decided to compile a harder list for the advanced fitness experts that think they can handle the challenge. The impossible workout: 1. Lie on the ground face up toward the ceiling. Bring your head, back, arms, and...
