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		<title>Funny Answering Machine Voice Messages</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Dec 2007 22:27:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chances are that you have a voicemail. A landline or a cellphone usually comes standard with the option for a personal greeting. Below are some original and humorous recordings of voice messages for your mobile or immobile phone. There are plenty of other funny ideas, but we&#8217;ve seen them or heard them before. For instance, the &#8220;Hello&#8221; and pause effect- the prank is more amusing for the listener because you don&#8217;t get to hear them throughout their confusion until after the beep. A rarer one was a philosophical answering machine that I found rather witty: If a telephone rings in an empty room and no one is there to answer it, was there really a phone call? Help me investigate this phenomenon by leaving your name and number after the tone. Other jokes and witty lines can be recorded for your callers that may bewilder a silence after the tone, or you might get to hear laughs that started before the beep, or you might throw someone off into the old routine of &#8220;What?&#8230;Hello?&#8230;Are you&#8211;Is this?&#8230;Am I leaving a message?&#8221; But you want fresh ideas. You can borrow mine to entertain your callers. Let me know their reactions. Here are [...]]]></description>
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