There was a farmer, had a site, and bob was his name-O. farmerbobsfarm, is a collection of great drawings and paintings. I can’t really explain what they look like in words, so just check it out. There is some nice work there.
Tag: Surreal
Strangers in my Hometown
It occurred to me that simply by writing this post I force you to enjoy the small joys. What has that got to do with Strangers in my Hometown, you may ask? I will let you in on a secret. Back in school life was a little more peaceful. Probably NOT what you think of.… Continue reading Strangers in my Hometown
Surrealist Compliment Generator
Sometimes it can be extremely difficult to come up with a compliment that isn’t overused and overabused. The Surrealist Compliment Generator is the absolute best option for the creativity deprived ordinary joe who needs to place a few caring words in your Christmas or Birthday Card for your father or other loved one. It generates… Continue reading Surrealist Compliment Generator
Lotus Blossom (flash video)
I can’t decide whether to call Lotus Blossom poetry in motion or a wild music video. The words are surreal or postmodern in style, and are set to a cool jazz song. This person(s) also has more similar stuff at the homepage.
Cut-Up Stories
William S. Burroughs used a writing technique know as “Cut-Up.” Nirvana and David Bowie have used it in their songwriting as well. The process usually involve having a typed work, then literally cutting it into four quandrants. Then you combine the unmatched squares and retranscribe it, altering the edge text to your liking to unite… Continue reading Cut-Up Stories
what have we lost in the modern age?
An artificial persion asked me this very question, and below is what my artificial reply was: We have lost the past. The past held onto practically everything including fun, excitement, Adolf Hitler, dinosaurs, the printing press, Adam and Eve, books, phonographs, cavemen, art, portable slaves, weapons of minuscule destruction, the Confederacy, morality, candle-lit hangings, iron… Continue reading what have we lost in the modern age?
End User License Agreement
This is kind of like one of those legal contracts, only worse. I have created this statement in order to demonstrate my firm commitment to nothing in particular. In order to view this site, you are enslaved by the following: You will be held liable for any discomfort, whether mental or physical. You may not… Continue reading End User License Agreement
Hello worlds!
This is my first post. I’ll be somewhere by the time you read this. I’ll be somewhere every time you read this. I’ll be somewhere if you never read this.