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Accessing the internet without a connection!

Sunday, October 5th, 2008

You can get the printer driver offline easily!
I know this is petty, but I find it humorously bothersome (not really though) when someone says “You can preorder Aqualung’s new album Words & Music offline.” So I can order by phone or reserve one through the postal service because it is offered OFFline? Disconnect your modem! [...]

Metaepistemology and Undomesticated Humans

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

Does knowledge derive from reality or its disparity between conflict? Or even as a denial that they are polar opposites? Does knowledge come from perceptions?
“To be is to be perceived or to perceive”
George Berkeley came up with this, meaning that something only exists, in the particular way that it is seen to exist, when [...]

In 1 Nostril, Out the Other

Sunday, June 22nd, 2008

I have become a convert of nasal irrigation. Pour isotonic solution into one side of your nose and it flows out of the other nostril. It sounds weird, it looks weird, and it is weird. But it does wonders at clearing out your sinuses and feels more effective than simply blowing your nose. Apparently it’s [...]

Funny Answering Machine Voice Messages

Sunday, December 9th, 2007

Chances are that you have a voicemail. A landline or a cellphone usually comes standard with the option for a personal greeting. Below are some original and humorous recordings of voice messages for your mobile or immobile phone. There are plenty of other funny ideas, but we’ve seen them or heard them before. For instance, [...]

Hallucinate without Drugs (Perceive New Dimensions)

Friday, November 23rd, 2007

Before I get criticized for using the word hallucination, I’d like to point out that illusion and hallucination are different, but they share a bit in common. The first (illusion) meaning you perceive something the wrong way, and the latter meaning you have a vision of something without any sightly cause to promote it (a [...]

Thin Lizzy Meets Sex Pistols for Christmas Season

Sunday, October 21st, 2007

I never would have thought of such a link, but it exists! The Greedies, as they were called, had a Merry Christmas in 1979 and it featured drums and guitar from Sex Pistols members and all of Thin Lizzy. It’s a rocking little number anticipating the New Year nice and early.

Now we all know what [...]

Declaration of Belated Independence

Wednesday, July 4th, 2007

Like any other holiday in America, people get offended by celebrations. It’s not polite to wish a Merry Christmas. Instead we shall consolidate all holidays as to not offend minority holidays (please note that we don’t care about offending people, just the holiday itself). Today is the 4th of July. Nobody calls it by its [...]

Free CD from a British Beer Co.

Tuesday, July 3rd, 2007

In no way am I endorsing drinking alcohol or moving to the UK, but I stumbled on an oddball freebie from Bass.com that will send a Neo-British Invasion double-disc (2xCD) if you are capable of legally drinking (21+ and don’t live in TX or CA). No shipping cost or anything. Although this might not be [...]

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