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Accessing the internet without a connection!

Sunday, October 5th, 2008

You can get the printer driver offline easily!
I know this is petty, but I find it humorously bothersome (not really though) when someone says “You can preorder Aqualung’s new album Words & Music offline.” So I can order by phone or reserve one through the postal service because it is offered OFFline? Disconnect your modem! [...]

In 1 Nostril, Out the Other

Sunday, June 22nd, 2008

I have become a convert of nasal irrigation. Pour isotonic solution into one side of your nose and it flows out of the other nostril. It sounds weird, it looks weird, and it is weird. But it does wonders at clearing out your sinuses and feels more effective than simply blowing your nose. Apparently it’s [...]

Funny Answering Machine Voice Messages

Sunday, December 9th, 2007

Chances are that you have a voicemail. A landline or a cellphone usually comes standard with the option for a personal greeting. Below are some original and humorous recordings of voice messages for your mobile or immobile phone. There are plenty of other funny ideas, but we’ve seen them or heard them before. For instance, [...]

Declaration of Belated Independence

Wednesday, July 4th, 2007

Like any other holiday in America, people get offended by celebrations. It’s not polite to wish a Merry Christmas. Instead we shall consolidate all holidays as to not offend minority holidays (please note that we don’t care about offending people, just the holiday itself). Today is the 4th of July. Nobody calls it by its [...]

Free Help (to those who ask)

Saturday, June 30th, 2007

I’d like to know if anyone in the entire internet world has any questions, problems, or want tips about anything. The topics are endless. It could be about food, people, art, music, websites, software, computers, the english language, guitars, or even a personal question. I’ll answer almost anything and any of your inquiries are encouraged. [...]

Before Stardom: Super Greg

Wednesday, June 13th, 2007

Traveling back to the dawn of the new millienium, I’d like to show you a website that was around in 2000 by a practical jokester (similar to Andy Kaufman) who has gained in popularity more recently since the making (and expiration) of the website. It was at one point supergreg.com, but now all that remains [...]

Easy as Apple iPie?

Thursday, April 26th, 2007

What is up with so many iProducts by non-Apple companies? I understand that it’s an easy way to target their niche, but can’t they be more original?
i iMagine iT iS an iNgeniously iNteresting iDea to iMplement iNames.
Steve Jobs might have borrowed the idea from Richard Brautigan, who used it in one of my [...]

High on Caffeine and Psychoactive Illusions

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007

Caffeine, the worlds #1 consumed psychoactive drug, can stone your consciousness with irritability, dysphoria, and mania when used improperly; but when in moderation, you can review those TPS reports without falling asleep, jitter and shake to the latest dances, put your brain in the fast lane, and be buzzed without a hangover.*
*One may actually alter [...]

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