This is kind of like one of those legal contracts, only worse. I have created this statement in order to demonstrate my firm commitment to nothing in particular. In order to view this site, you are enslaved by the following:
You will be held liable for any discomfort, whether mental or physical. You may not modify, copy, distribute, transmit, display, perform, reproduce, publish, license, create derivative works from, transfer, or sell anyone’s soul without express permission. No compensation will be paid with respect to the use or misuse of brain cells. This website is for undisclosed purposes and is not intended to provide any sanity or relief from Satan’s grasp, unless explicitly stated. I reserve the right to reserve the wrong, but if you feel I am in error, proclaim your correction by email. In order to access full potential of this website, you must be fully alive and alert. By ignoring or misinterpreting any series of words or ideas herein, you will be granted an infinite number of times to redeem yourself. Any information you withhold from your mind will be your loss. Viewer discretion is not advised. If you have any questions, you must formulate them into coherent English and transfer them by e-mail.
